
The gift of Grapefruit, Sulu, Peas, and Apples
1. call a friend to say “what’s up, you up this spring day?”
2. don’t call shappy. he doesn’t respond to anything but shappy
3. search for perfect snack as offering: try kettle corn of backyard BBQ flavor and caramel drizzle variety, and pumpkin tasty:-D
4. pick a cute thought and meditate on it. think about the things you could be doing besides slowly waiting for death to become becoming. become becoming.
5. write a letter that starts:
Dear lennon,
This is what i would be rather doing today. Think on it. Do it.
6. Chew on whirled peas
7. Leave a chick pea in between the crack in the sidewalk of your favorite street, in your favorite city, at dusk, and count your steps to your next destination. Take that number, draw it in the air, and seal it with a pea.
Ono wrote this Snow piece:
Think that snow is Falling
Think that snow is falling everywhere all the time
When you talk to a person, think that snow is falling between you and that person
Stop conversing when you think that that person is covered in snow