No Methadone in Anna Nicole March 27, 2007

According to the Smoking Gun:

Anna Nicole Smith Autopsy Released

  

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0326071anna1.html

 MARCH 26–Anna Nicole Smith died from an accidental overdose of a powerful sedative that became lethal when mixed with nine other prescription drugs found in her system, according to a coroner’s report released this morning. The combined toxicity of the sleeping medication, chloral hydrate, and the other drugs (including anti-anxiety Valium, Klonopin, and Ativan) resulted in the 39-year-old Smith’s death, concluded Dr. Joshua Perper, the Broward County medical examiner. A copy of the coroner’s report can be found below. The medical examiner’s investigation also found that “contributory causes” in Smith’s death were a viral flu and an abscess that had developed on her buttock as a result of injections.  Now, what kinds of things does one inject into ones buttocks?

ImagInate, un pomelo y instrucciones para HOY! March 25, 2007

The gift of Grapefruit, Sulu, Peas, and Apples

1. call a friend to say “what’s up, you up this spring day?”

2. don’t call shappy. he doesn’t respond to anything but shappy

3. search for perfect snack as offering: try kettle corn of backyard BBQ flavor and caramel drizzle variety, and pumpkin tasty:-D

4. pick a cute thought and meditate on it. think about the things you could be doing besides slowly waiting for death to become becoming. become becoming.

5. write a letter that starts:

Dear lennon,

This is what i would be rather doing today. Think on it. Do it.

6. Chew on whirled peas

7. Leave a chick pea in between the crack in the sidewalk of your favorite street, in your favorite city, at dusk, and count your steps to your next destination. Take that number, draw it in the air, and seal it with a pea.

Ono wrote this Snow piece:

Think that snow is Falling

Think that snow is falling everywhere all the time

When you talk to a person, think that snow is falling between you and that person

Stop conversing when you think that that person is covered in snow

Goil Foiled March 22, 2007

I realized that all I do on my site lately is kvetch about the weather. What the hell, am I that boring. No…Hopefully not. I also spend my free time watching TV. So now I’m admitting to be truly geriatric in my old age. Oh well. Now, back to basics:

I watched a few episodes of TOP DESIGN yesterday. Goil was freaking out, and simply crying like a baby! And I cannot believe Michael.  He simply just DID NOT answer the question. Guess he’s young…and he got booted anyways. He’s right, he’s got many more years to do funky blood on the walls banquet halls and doily lace pillowed hospital rooms. For the record, I liked how Goil said being Thai reflected in his choice of colors, and further for the record I liked the flower chandelier. It was crafty and creative. (Although, I might be a little scared a stray petal might drop in my wine.) It must be strange for all of the contestants since all this happened a while ago. They really DRAMATIZE Carissa’s near mishap with her carpenter.

Global Warming, I need you../Myspace, MyPrez March 18, 2007

  Dear Summer and Spring,

Why have you forsaken me?  Where are you? I thought you would have arrived by now.  Are you mad at me for emitting too much Co2 into the atmosphere.  Are you still sore about the time when I complained about humidity and the strange city liquids and smells that the city streets were oozing in June.  I just need a break from all this flippin snow.  I want tank tops and skirts and strappy shoes that don’t need to be rubberized/water-proof/ready-made for ice and hail.  As I listened to “Wait Wait, Don’t Tell Me” on NPR, and smirked as Peter Sagal scoffed at a caller who was calling less than 60 degree weather, “COLD,” I pondered on the relativity of the term “cold.”

I n other interesting Sunday news, the styles section of the NYT covers Myspace’s Impact Channel, devoted to politics and the 2008 presidential race.  They quoted none-other than annoying Tom, the friend who you immediately want to move from your “top 8.”

“Tom Anderson, 31, a MySpace founder, said, “MySpace has a method of reaching people who are historically not interested in voting” and may not read newspapers or watch news on television. He added: “A MySpace profile could excite their interest in ways they are used to. In the same way they learn about their friends, they could learn about a candidate.”

So in other words, now you can STALK Barak, Hilary, and the numerous Johns via Myspace because the candidates are not already plastered on every other media outlet…especially if you’re a kid you don’t do anything but troll the internet.

sanster is done ranting

The Great Global Warning Swindle…?….? March 12, 2007

could it be true that there are vast industries that benefit from the “false” assumption that CO2 is causing CLIMATE CHANGE?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005566792811497638&hl=en-GB

Spring FORWARD March 12, 2007

Winter: YOU CAN GO NOW..I feel robbed of an extra hour of sleep this weekend, but rest assured, I think it’s a fair trade if you can fast FORWARD, make the sun shine & the moisten the air with warmth.

on the corner of s4th and berry

the open city show at eyebeam is kind of cool. http://www.eyebeam.org/engage/engage.php?page=exhibitions&id=116

i made some glasses

Mangotribe Show March 12, 2007

Re:Telling

A 5 year anniversary of mangotribe herstories…

HI-5, HER-5

Re:Verse

Re:Vive

Re:Establish

Re:Member

Re:Peat

Re: Iterate

Re:SIStance

SAVE THE DATE: APRIL 1, 2007 at Galapagos Art Space.  We might take a dip in the pool.

AND, i think we’re on myspace now….

San

Shred My-space… March 11, 2007

Thanks for coming to my party everyone!!
The myspace t-shirt that my co-worker gave me went to a good cause. It got shredded on stage at the Villains show Saturday night at the Bittersweets store. I had brought it as a gift, but I thought the Villains had a more theatrical and clever use for it. My birthday was a blast. My friends are the BEST. I ran into members of the band the VILLAINS when I was picking up all of my stuff post-party. Robin’s store (bittersweets) is RAD and so is Bunnysweets the amazing DUTCH RABBIT, that www.ascally wabbit. It was RED.

RED, Red Rover, Read Rover, RED lanterns, red money packets, and Red lipstick like Karina’s lips.

Tangerine and circus peanut ORANGE(S), Clementines and everything nice…for naranja good luck, TRISH is my goodluck charm. The editors and HANNAH are always on the campaign TRAIL.

GOLD-YELLOW like the shiny chocolate gold coins, and the animals of the Chinese zodiac. I’m a SNAKE, hiss-flicker-hiss. A pisces, a reptile, always swimming in the ocean and the heavenly sky. Jessie Lee and Alex (BROWNS), the mother-to-BEE, DJ Ad-ease know everything.

Kelly (yellowgurl) GREEN like the green jade plant. Jilly Beans, Amy the voice of reason, Marian’s singing voice, Varuni’s cello serenades, Kai-ti, my hello kitty, and ALL of Y’all….

Sky BLUE like AZULejos, the sky, the sea Sam (blue curacao drink) & Kevin and Chi Chi, Pacolinco, the Cornell gang including the boy in the red t-shirt, riot-a-go-go, and the cute younger nephew…

PURPLE like mindshare purple head awards and lavender sleeping pills

Walking on clouds about my party and all constituents.I t was like Cloud 9-NINE, nine. Sanster 6-SIX, six. 29 years, I mean 30. Nine-10. TEN-ah. Luv ya, like I luv U-(H)AUL!!!

My party was great for re-connecting with all my friends and peoples…

san(s)-space…

Bittersweet 29s March 1, 2007

WHAT: Party (on Cloud 9)…Party like it’s 1999

WHEN: Friday March 9th!!! 9 pm

DRESS: to the NINES….

WHERE: Bittersweets, 37 Broadway off the Marcy stop of the JMZ train, right across the Williamsburg Bridge

http://www.bittersweetsny.com/

THEME: 2007 The year of the Wild Boar

Special appearance by the store mascot, Bunnysweets.

What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted? March 1, 2007